The song "how bizarre", bad burrito rollers, mike scioscia and his argument with my dad, being able to see your breath in your house, I heart NY shirts, “lol”, digger phelps and his fucking color highlighters, coors light "love train" commercials, joe buck you disgust me, tyler perry’s “house of pain” - not fucking funny, athletes or anyone for that matter constantly thanking god for success, delonte west is that herpes, a birthmark, or did you get beat by your dad? choose one... al gore “I invented the internet” – um.., jarrod from subway, the pistons PA accouncer (buh buh buh billups).
David schwimmer, lou holtz do us all a favor and retire from television, having to piss at 4:45 in the morning, schizophrenic senile barking dogs who fall in the pool at 3 in the morning and make you save them, the del taco werewolf, all college football kickers, walking into spiderwebs, the movie the fifth element, jared jewelry commercials "he went to jared" - shut the fuck up, shaq's nickname "the big cactus", tony larussa's sunglasses in night games, my heel, los angeles angels of anaheim, byu football (6 fumbles, seriously?), oj mayo and his hitler 'stache, andy reid's heavy breathing at press conferences.
Donovan mccnabb (you owe me at least 2 g’s and a remote control for my tv), rex grossman- find a hole and crawl into it, kanye west - you fucking primadonna, shitty updates on mikesapartment, tony kornheiser's bus and commentating on mnf, hummers, people who use the word “literally” in the wrong context, pets with human names, bulimic people at work, sportsbook.com’s customer service, poker on espn - not a sport, airplane drink carts - necessary to block the whole isle?, dusty baker’s toothpick…
